Make me feel bad for liking the AM Crunchwrap. Shame me. Strike me down. Give me all the ridicule. I want it. I deserve it.

In all seriousness, this is incredibly messed up. More security and lifetime bans would help a bit, but I suspect some people would wear it as a badge of honour.

Chris Evans is huge star, and Tim Allen isn’t anymore.

Sorry, DBZA, I will no longer be supporting the official release.

And what I’ve learned from toei’s shitty tactics is that it’s ethically fine to steal as much toei owned content as possible.

I mean... you’ve got to build bypasses.

And then Disney buys Microsoft.  And then Amazon buys Disney.  And then the Vogons demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

The extra credit irony is that Disney is infamously control-freaky about it’s intellectual property and hasn’t exactly been shy about setting the lawyer loose on anyone who even looks sideways at, let alone violates, its trade-marks.

Anyone who talks shit about Lady Camden can eat shit.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

Total disagreement. This is definitely your perspective and I'd say it's fairly incorrect. 

Wait, so it’s a Millenial response to Baby Boomers? So X’ers get to just sit on the sidelines with popcorn and enjoy?  I’m all in!

Sunimasen is an “excuse me” as in “excuse me while I pass by you,” “excuse me, I need directions.” It means you can’t let something go without raising the issue.

Just a guess, but I don’t think they got the camera shot timing right.  They were wide on the full panel when they should’ve had a close-up on Woody and Kenan.

Given the huge amount of misinformation I have seen floating around on other sites in the last 24 hours, yes, it is still obligatory

The Regal of Dorian Gray?

This was actually a plot point in a book I read (I forget which one, but it was by Jasper Fforde). A character had a car that always remained pristine, and in the trunk was a portrait of the car that kept getting more decrepit. 

This is a Saab I would consider buying.

i don’t want to say “good job” for someone meeting the bare minimum. no one congratulates me for wiping my ass after i take a shit.

Drive a Paystar... I’ve passed people with a triple axle lowboy and a D7 Cat on the the back. These trucks have a lot more grunt and power than people think. I don’t think this motorhome is anywhere near max capacity. You wont win drag races with it...but it will hit highway speeds just fine.