why does it have to be his daughter? why not his transgender polyamorous offspring......

Maaaaaybe just you? I don’t see what’s supposed to be funny (whether intentional or otherwise).

like Jabba the Hutt’s tongue flopping out

Oh my god, this guy has made up so many identities just to talk about himself even more often than he already does. This is not borderline anything; it’s so far past the line, the line is a dot!

I know it’s not the main point, but this really is a terrific example of how, to the current White House, “fake news,” just means “news we don’t like.”

The allegations would only be an example of fake news if said allegations didn’t actually exist, and were something that had been made up by the media. Clearly, there…

The sound of Sarah Huckabee Sanders answering a question about her boss’ sexual harassment charges with “Yuh”: not to be confused with the creaky, forlorn death rattle of the human soul.

(Sung to the tune of Monty Python’s Philosopher’s Song)

What the fuck are we supposed to do? Gerrymandering has left the GOP with a massive structural advantage, 30% of the country are certifiably fucking idiots who believe 100% of what Trump says, the GOP are fucking two-faced cowards who kowtow to Trump because they are afraid of their stupid voters and losing their…

That’s what kills me more than anything. Nobody calls her or Trump out to their face. Or all the lies GOP members spread about Russia and taxes on things like the Sunday shows.

I agree with you, and would add that I wish someone would follow up on EVERY question they finally get to ask Sanders (or Trump, but he doesn’t talk with people who would ask). I know she is a horrible source of... well, most things, but she is the official answerer, and letting her official answers stand without…

You can’t let these fuckers off the hook. And you can’t give up, because that’s exactly what they want you to do. The press needs to keep investigating these allegations until Trump is out of the White House. Just because he “won” the election, it doesn’t mean they should be shoved under the rug like they’ve been for…

d) is ultra-fucked up because she was raised by grinning bigot shitbag Mike Huckabee and his dead-eyed wife

When Gilead goes down, Aunt Sarah will be running the Red Center with glee.

Also, the President’s hair is great and his suit is perfectly tailored to fit his non obese body. Believe us.

 ‘kay, Donald

They’ll take care of that too...

Imagine being forcibly kissed by Donald Trump.

“The White House then clarified that the women are specifically lying about the size of his penis.”

Have you all seen this letter that’s been making the rounds from a 1992 issue of The New Yorker Magazine?

Yeah, but we can fix that.