I’d consider reading that headline again.

ohhhhhh it was a marvel joke ok

Thank you for all your rewards - including my personal one - as well as the humour that always cones with them. Both were almost entirely what has made COTD worth waiting for. However enthusiastic someone is about something, there almost always comes a time to give it up, so I hope nobody begrudges your retirement. I…

It’s been a great run. Thanks for the mammaries!

fyi: your response was the whole reason i ever hoped and tried for cotd.

C’mon $kay,Of all the days you could have decided to stop, you chose today?!

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

I will not

He uses “Trump” and “Republicans” as an insult, then goes on to spout Trump/Republican rhetoric like “America First” and other racist/nationalist things...

What are you talking about again? I was distracted by that hot woman making gestures.

When that car crashes into a pedestrian while self driving, who is at fault?

The “driver”. Next question.

Even having a discussion about the relative ease of access to and proliferation of firearms in this country appears to be a bridge too far for some folks.

Every time we have a school shooting, the immediate cry is, “IT’S TOO SOON TO TALK ABOUT GUN CONTROL! DON’T POLITICIZE THIS!”

...nevermind the fact that the folks…

Hey! I thought you said there was no mention of Trump on the album!

You forgot that for the TRUE Dark Souls experience, you have to play without any armor or weapons. If you don’t beat each and every enemy and boss with your naked fists, you’re a filthy casual.

Worse than the trend of SUV and CUV is the excuse that you like to see.

Hokey smoke! That’s bad.

Yea, it looks high as fuck.

Blacked out lights.

You know what makes you a douche? Everything you’ve said.