“A random lady walking past the Momentum Chevrolet in San Jose, when reached by Jalopnik on Monday, said she had no comment on the closures.”

Especially if you're going to draw on it. It'll be wobbling around. 

Because touch ID on the ipad was terrible. /s

Plus now anyone that has an original apple pencil has to buy a new one since they can’t charge it on the new iPad pro’s. And how tf do I get out of gray?! It's been like 5 years. Or a few weeks. Give or take. 

“Only $734 billion" 😂

They didn’t mean leaving the adapter in the phones usb-c port...

I guess when you’re that high up in a company, you can make up the rules.

Are you ok? 

I thought for a second maybe Nintendo was releasing a New Switch this year after all, and the promo got pushed out early by mistake. I’d gladly do it for one with more processing power and a bigger battery.

Comments longer than the article are my favorite. 

“Now buy this new device from us called the portal that has a mic and a camera to keep in your house."

This... 

They do. Something about YouTube I think. 

What were the flags on the play for then?

They try to but can never catch themselves.

Oh... That’s just just for the safety of the instructor.

I guess you don't have or plan on having kids then? 

Finally a decent non-flaming comment. 

That’s what she said.

No answer on if you're going to be sticking around?