This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.

Just goes to show, the real Good Place is the families and friendships we build together.

if someone could explain the appeal, it would be much appreciated

Her “lifestyle”?

Really wish Jez would respect the Sussexes a little bit and drop the stupid nickname. I hate that so much. Meghan has been through enough already, as Jez used to point out. Yes she is a rich famous person but so are many women Jez crushes on (Cardi i.e). She seems to be a charitable and decent person who got caught up…

Thank you so much Kelly for writing about this! I’ve been following along on Twitter, and it’s been a shit show since day 1. I honestly don’t know how the RWA is going to survive this and suspect that it will have to close down soon. 

I would very much like to applaud Gigi Hadid for not trying to escape jury duty; one of the most important privileges we hold as Americans. And I mean that. 

I still got it up eventually, though

In the immortal words of Laurence Olivier, after he found out that Dustin Hoffman hadn’t slept for three days to portray someone with sleep deprivation in Marathon Man:

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant X-wing with Snoke on the horizon
TIEs are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying
When he was a young man he saw a Death Star
His laugh sounded like an alien Statler
Now I’ve got that feeling once again
I can’t explain, you would not…

Natalie Dormer did have a pretty gratuitous topless scene with Renly in Season 2, though you’ve definitely got me on Olenna Tyrell. I’m fairly certain, however, that the post-coital scene in the books was heavily revised in the show, and no nudity was shown. Which I actually think was a pity, because in the books,…

Dorner stripped down in her very first episode, though I’d argue it’s one of the few well done sexual scenes in the whole show. Surprisingly (not) because it’s a woman using her sexuality to manipulate and gain power, not subject herself to some flopping aggression.

I'm definitely on board with Lando affectionately referring to Chewie as his boyfriend. That's the Star Wars we all deserve. 

Beef milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed through tiny holes in living cows.

Fuck me. That actually looks like something worth seeing. WILL I NEVER LEARN!?!

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.

“But, the twins never got to Tatooine together.”

I support the polyamorous union of Poe, Finn and Rey and any of their outside interests. 

“John Boyega on Twitter, Dec 31st, 2019" is the energy that I am taking into 2020.

“The figures strange plastic eyes stare at me, as if peering into my soul itself. The figure is a bizarre caricature of me, its head larger than its body as if teetering on the brink of falling off, weighed down by the burden of life itself. What knowledge does this thing contain? What wisdom? What secrets? It looks…