Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

I know, right? the first 15/20 minutes of the first movie are amazing.
Coincidentally, LOTR connections and Elijah Wood’s cameos aside, it’s when is most faithful to the book.

I assume this is going to be a pizza that I’ll have to assemble myself and I’ll have a bag of random toppings left over at the end.

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I see no reason to not back Warren just to own the moderates. 

Maybe she’s dunking on Bloomberg because he sucks?

Using a phrase commonly used to describe dogs is a bit reductive, dontcha think?

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

I care. Thousands of fans care. You don’t have to read the books if they don’t matter to you, but I’m going to enjoy the hell out of this.

my Best Shamrock shakes story. My wife loves these. when she was 9 months pregnant she really wanted one and there was a horrible snow storm going on. She called around to McD to find one that had Shamrock shakes. I drove there in the blizzard and when I walked in they said “did your wife send you for a shamarock…

Haggling is great, so long as folks recognize when it’s appropriate to haggle and when it isn’t. haggling on low cost items(<$100) in retail stores in the US is not appropriate. 

You are conflating sexuality, gender identity, and gender expression. they are separate things, but they *all* exist on a spectrum. 

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef. 

Remember when Marvel took a chance on an actor shaking off some heavy personal demons and had him play a character that didn’t have a heck of a lot of name recognition outside of comic book fans? And then they made a throwaway joke at the end with Sam Jackson talking about “The Avengers Initiative.” That was pretty…

We have a comics accurate costume!

I hated seeing The Good Place go, but I loved watching it leave.

This is my concern. I use plastic shopping bags as garbage bags for both kitchen (small garbage under the sink) and the bathroom. If they get banned in my area, I will have to buy garbage bags. But now, instead of having multiple uses (shopping, garbage, packing material, bringing things to other places, etc.) I’m…

Taylor Swift is this your burner account???

It’s amazing that Darcy didn’t win major awards for the Janet(s) episode.  I think she KILLED it.

Sent this to the wife this morning and she replied with “PREORDERED!”