Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

I assume this is going to be a pizza that I’ll have to assemble myself and I’ll have a bag of random toppings left over at the end.

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I see no reason to not back Warren just to own the moderates. 

Maybe she’s dunking on Bloomberg because he sucks?

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

my Best Shamrock shakes story. My wife loves these. when she was 9 months pregnant she really wanted one and there was a horrible snow storm going on. She called around to McD to find one that had Shamrock shakes. I drove there in the blizzard and when I walked in they said “did your wife send you for a shamarock…

Haggling is great, so long as folks recognize when it’s appropriate to haggle and when it isn’t. haggling on low cost items(<$100) in retail stores in the US is not appropriate. 

You are conflating sexuality, gender identity, and gender expression. they are separate things, but they *all* exist on a spectrum. 

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef. 

This is my concern. I use plastic shopping bags as garbage bags for both kitchen (small garbage under the sink) and the bathroom. If they get banned in my area, I will have to buy garbage bags. But now, instead of having multiple uses (shopping, garbage, packing material, bringing things to other places, etc.) I’m…

Taylor Swift is this your burner account???

This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.

contains both egg and chicken

Her “lifestyle”?

Really wish Jez would respect the Sussexes a little bit and drop the stupid nickname. I hate that so much. Meghan has been through enough already, as Jez used to point out. Yes she is a rich famous person but so are many women Jez crushes on (Cardi i.e). She seems to be a charitable and decent person who got caught up…

Thank you so much Kelly for writing about this! I’ve been following along on Twitter, and it’s been a shit show since day 1. I honestly don’t know how the RWA is going to survive this and suspect that it will have to close down soon. 

I would very much like to applaud Gigi Hadid for not trying to escape jury duty; one of the most important privileges we hold as Americans. And I mean that. 

Beef milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed through tiny holes in living cows.

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.