Depending on the number of guests I always try to add at least a dozen live frilled lizards who always crawl to the surface and try to escape while Grandpa is carving the bird.

*takes drag from clove cigarette” Oreo journalism...I haven’t heard that name in years. I have to say I agree with the take here--Oreo and KitKat are the best in the flavor game. Their scientists really know what they’re doing. (Though Oreo DID make a grave error with the Swedish Fish Oreos. Honestly what the fuck…

Doolittle isn’t just the very best of the Nationals. He’s the best of baseball. We need a thousand more players like him.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

I had to pause and take a screenshot of the moment towards the beginning where Laurie’s framed perfectly in front of the Watchmen art. It was just... *chef’s kiss*

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

jez finally becoming a sports blog is quite the silver lining here.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

That is...not a good trailer. Why was almost every shot half a second in length?

Feeling that “just blew up the Death Star” sigh of relief upon hearing this.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

Beautiful?

Chiming in to say BRAVO to James for always giving us the most tremendous trailer breakdowns.

I mean she probably deserves this fame because she’s figured out the art of cooking in a cramped NYC kitchen, on a budget limited as much by space as her salary, using only ingredients that fit in her tiny-ass cupboards and fridge. Those constraints are what make her recipes almost universal. Me, I just make…

But what? Don Johnson’s death isn’t at all GoT. It’s the death of The Comedian (see the badge with bloodstain).

It’s the inciting incident. The shooting at the beginning was a misdirect. THIS is what sets everything in motion and what makes the story go.

Truth. Especially with the Jeremy Irons scenes. What the shite? Everyone is assuming that he’s Ozymandias, but after those weird as fuck scenes. I have no clue. 

Protip: Small towns sold out, too? Try neighboring countries.

Yeah, I mean I love the optics of the parent-bad child dynamic that’s going on here (because to even call 45 a toddler is an insult to toddlers). But more so, I love just the GENIUS PETTINESS of her social media team taking this photo and making it her cover photo.