Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

jez finally becoming a sports blog is quite the silver lining here.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

I mean she probably deserves this fame because she’s figured out the art of cooking in a cramped NYC kitchen, on a budget limited as much by space as her salary, using only ingredients that fit in her tiny-ass cupboards and fridge. Those constraints are what make her recipes almost universal. Me, I just make…

Protip: Small towns sold out, too? Try neighboring countries.

Yeah, I mean I love the optics of the parent-bad child dynamic that’s going on here (because to even call 45 a toddler is an insult to toddlers). But more so, I love just the GENIUS PETTINESS of her social media team taking this photo and making it her cover photo.

This is the most irritating question. “I want to work here because I need to receive a paycheck in order to not be homeless” should be more than enough.

This is classic TERF/transphobe tactics: find the most extreme possible example, get someone who is casually ok with trans folks to go along with it, and then try to portray them as agreeing with you. Hillary Clinton has actually worked to measurably improve trans lies, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt…

Have you considered writing 95 of these down and nailing them to the door of a church?

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a topless bar, and it was exactly as tedious, gross, and demoralizing as you would imagine it to be. One night, I went to close out a table of older men, and when they started talking in front of me about what to tip me. One of them turned to me and said “Honey, here’s a tip for…

I was just starting out in politics 20 years ago, and I had this advisor that looked just like Katherine Harris, the Florida AG of Gore v. Bush fame. My advisor was a staunch Republican (formero GOP adviser) on a very liberal campus, and she always looked like she just ate a lemon.

I operate under: “fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” 

The Jean family can grieve any way they choose, and if forgiveness helps any of them cope, I have no objection to it.

The judge going to comfort her, and the police officer later are another story. That was too far. After so much evidence was presented about he lack of care for the victims well being. How little she…

But gosh, I love that she did this anyway.

I know quite a few people with doodles. They all spent over $1000 for what is basically a boutique mutt. They’re great dogs but highly overpriced. I have a shelter “doodle” that is 75% lab and 25% poodle. I’d take him over a legit bred doodle any day. His curly poodle hair goes down his spine so it’s not visible…

I generally agree, but with the important caveat that the person who wants to just pay for their fair share better be including tax and tip in their calculations. And they should be contributing fairly to shared appetizers or pitchers that they participated in. If you ordered a $9 burger, a $10 bill does not cover…

I’m not sure if the people commenting are being intentionally obtuse or don’t know any cheap people. Not wanting to split a very uneven tab evenly doesn’t make you a cheapstake. Cheapstakes are: