GOD OH GOD OH MY GOD!

Okay, I was toying with this idea yesterday, but now I think I am going to do it.

Point of fact James, Tony Stark was never in the Secret Avengers #noyourewrong #idontunderstandcontext.

The internet is abuzz with talk that Robert Downey Jr. will be making a cameo appearance in the film, to potentially tie it into Spider-Man: Homecoming

You’re thinking of the West Coast training base. Fort Salem is on the East Coast. It’s were they teach them how to fight European trench warfare with vacuum cleaners and brautwurst.

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

They do, but if a writer thinks of a better ending, what are they supposed to do? Not go with it? No, they say “Hey, I’m going to need more pages to tell this better ending.”

Oh man, if they did a movie version of Paradise Snare I would have all the emotions. Other than Chewbacca dying that book was the only time I’ve ever cried while reading. Fuck, Paradise Snare was good.

Come on, Beatles Reference Kinja Name. It’s critical to point out micro-aggressions as well as larger sexist and racist offenses.

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

It’s important to note that Ackbar is the best and Fey’lya is the worst. And, by extension, Mon Calimari are great and many (not all, but many) Bothans are not.

Borsk Fey’lya was, let’s be honest, the worst.

But even if he’s going to make it to the new SW canon, he won’t be dying during Rogue One either, okay?

I’ve been so pissed at NBC this entire week.

except that there’s every indication that these girls love each other, and that Simone and Aly are extremely close in particular? Is your life really that sad?

except theyre good friends and Simone calls Aly her grandma

Spoken like someone who was never a young girl. Misogyny is so edgy, bro.

i am pumped