Of course this happened to the team from Salisbury. Of course is did.

BEST DAY EVER AHHHHHH

I was really close to flipping a table at these and then got to the fluffy puppy and went ‘AWWWWWW’ which somehow cured the part of my brain that recognizes satire.

Oh god I should not have watched/listened to the Judy and Liza one at work because it broke my heart a little.

She is so damn good and I am so excited for her! I had no idea she didn’t start until she was 13 which makes her success even more impressively because holy crap.

This is so fucking gross. I’d heard about the 1/4 Hawaiian part last week and sighed and rolled my eyes then but I missed the 1/4 Chinese part too and now I’m even more pissed. It’s not like Asian and biracial actresses don’t already get the short end of the stick as it is or anything. :|

That last story was a close second but that Pearl Jam one may be my favorite of all time. Yes even more so then all the inside joke ones about crunch and red and monogrammed thermoses.