We know we have a problem but don’t do anything about it and yet people act shocked when it keeps happening.

Not to be a downer but do check the serial number and call the cops to have them ask if it has been stolen. Get a receipt.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in…

Bolt Shows Mettle, Won’t Meddle with Request for Metal Medal

I hope whomever is the next coach has the proper credentials to impress Red McCombs.

Annnnndddd.......now my cycling tools Amazon wish list just doubled in size.

Yes. She was. Her last 50m was faster than RYAN LOCHTE’S in that race.

He’s been doing track training for the Olympics so maybe that’s where the speed is coming from. Be interesting to see if he makes it to Paris.

Jerry Jones immediately signed the bag to a three year deal with the first two years guaranteed.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.

Mad props for that top shot Andrew. You’re doing God’s work.

I know what you’re all thinking. Obliviousness to higher priorities. Ignorance of whether your actions will reflect well on a group facing tremendous public relations problems all over the country. An overreaction showing you screwed up 1% of the time when nobody notices that you do things the correct way the rest of…

I would like to see this modification.

These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

“In an ideal world, you could go to Amazon, find a phone you like, order it, then pick a carrier. Unfortunately, we don’t live in that world yet, but we are getting closer. “

What the fuck kind of world do you guys live in? That’s exactly how we buy phones in India lol. Order a phone, pop in the sim card, follow an…