Ordering for my kids sounds like Trump calling a Russian escort service: Give me three 5's and a 6.

Hey, this isn’t that kind of website.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

“I Can’t Vibe 55”

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Those boys are going to have that driveway as a bitching point for the rest of their lives.

Honest questions get shut down here really quickly.

That it was.

President Trump singing White Appreciation Day into law

Just let the idiot savant heave his precious ball and eat his all-crystal diet and sleep in his cryo-pajamas at the bottom of a silent, subterranean lake in peace.

stay thirsty, bub

Was going to say the same thing. Just like the pantheons of Rome, Greece, Egypt, whoever you want to pick, the Norse gods were seen as supernatural beings that had some measure of control over this world and they were worshiped and prayed to.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

And it sure seems like you were never any good at sports and feel the need to put down anyone who is. And to your other comment, no I’m not a terrible father. I take the time to volunteer to coach all 3 of my kids teams. Both of my boys play piano as well; what does that do to your view of me? My daughter will play…

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

Nah he died of natural causes.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I don’t get the Kathy Griffin hate on here. She’s basically the staff at Jezebel if the staff at Jezebel attended events with A-listers.