+C7

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

*Hmm...interesting

“Do violence to a chicken” sounded like we were going to be talking about #McChicken again...

Hot times, summer in the city!

+1 Super Mutant

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

I mean, if Raider Boat didn’t come with Legionnaires’ as standard, it would certainly have it before November.

I mean, a) the point is that we are impossibly childish and petty and b) as an editor, if I get “It is of the utmost importance to insist again and again that idealism is not merely a superfluous manifestation of sentiment but rather something which has been, is and always will be, a necessary precondition of human…

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.