“The opening sequence could have spoofed the start of A New Hope... where a star destroyer soars over a planet...”

Do not attempt to have fun. Simply sit in a chair and view YouTube videos of others living life.

Gizmodo: “Here’s some articles about republican candidates to show how they are horrible liars.”

*squeak* means *squeak*

History is told by the Redditors.

- Started a new vault.
- Vault is well-organized, population grows, morale above 95% all the time.
- Beginning to find rare Dwellers and some Outfits...24 Dwellers along and not a single gun.
- Find three guns.
- Random OP Rad Roach infestation kills everyone in the seconds it took me to walk from my kitchen to my couch.
-…

You’re welcome.

if the reward was something like 5-10 lunchboxes I’d be okay with this objective, but 5o caps no way in hell is that worth the risk.

Wait, wait...Male strippers actually rub up against you and come?
Apparently, I live under a rock, and didn’t know that, because not one other person who read your story thought that was the crazy part. EWWWWW!

This puzzle is racist against people with automatic cars.

I only ever saw blue/black, and since the real life dress was those colors I count that as a win.

South Park is amazing

Stop messing around, that's clearly Dark Spring Green, how the hell are you guys seeing Gray?

Still blue and black.

This is still blue and black, and you're a filthy liar.

Nah. It looks like gold at first, and yes the pixels are gold, but the dress is blue and black. It's an optical illusion, and color balance absolutely matters.

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Cool story, bro! I think most would agree that we come to Gizmodo for unbiased, tech-related goodness, not some baseless, ill-conceived political fodder.

Looks like some Gawker got into my Gizmodo

actually it doesn't. Twins are born still one at a time and while it may be minutes or more one twin is older than the other. so the other one isn't eliminated. The only way for twins to be the exact age is for both to actually come out at the exact same time. no mention of that so really the 3rd clue is pointless.