And yet here you are posting on Jalopnik less than 2 hours after you said you’re leaving.

Oh no. Josh is gone. What the fuck will I do with my life now.

If persons A and B have the same opinion, it is necessarily attributable to one parroting the other. Without further evidence, that is mere supposition or intellectual dishonesty.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

Literally no one cares.

Bro I think you made a left instead of right. You want breitbart this is jalopnik. Let breitbart give you a white nationalists impression of the 2017 Chevrolet Cruze. Oh wait they don’t. Patrick is simply breaking news of a company that is capitalizing on a strike in an industry which is filled w/ filled with African…

he’s still here. 90 minutes after saying he was leaving. #troll

If you don’t like it, why are you contributing to the numbers by coming here?

I will keep clicking on every one of these articles to contribute my $0.00001, I even try to click on ads if I may be genuinely interested in the products being advertised so maybe double that amount. I want to support this website and it’s writers, even if your not strictly sticking to sprots... er, cars.

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

See you tomorrow.

I’m an “us” in Japan. I’m a Japanese domestic consumer.

There’s a legally required pattern to turning in Japan. If you don’t do it, you fail the driving test.

I don’t know how many times I have to say this; Megyn Kelly is a rancid, racist bitch who was perfectly at home with Faux News. She’s not a real journalist and she only bucked the Faux party line when it was some shit that benefitted her personally.

Two more reasons, and oddly enough they’re similar to why you hardly see any American cars here in the UK

Who has time for basic math? Trump got this shit to 20,000 from nothing over night!

A downward channel for the last half of Obama’s presidency? Like how it fell from under 13,000 to over 18,000 between 2012 and 2016?

The market had some dips in early 2016 before starting back up again in summer 2016. That is long before Trump’s election and certainly not “the better last half of his presidency”. Rip Obama if you want, but do it factually.

The most important thing to do is trade in all of your 50s and 100s for single dollar bills, as that will provide you more kindling once we’re all displaced by the Great War.

Been meaning to put a chunk of money into my investment account, but I don’t really know how it works, and Trump has in the past crashed specific stock prices with a single tweet. Also I don’t even know if there will be a planet in 2045 when I plan to reach my goal, let alone in 2018, so I might as well just take it…