He was God on the show Eli Stone!

I'm sure he doesn't want to star in generic action films with titles like Drive Hard! Or maybe he does.

John Cusack does a lot of these DTV movies now, and he always seems to be wearing sunglasses and has a baseball cap covering his face. He's embarrassed to be in them:
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She gets "Busy" consistently and thoroughly?

The latter, and I think he's way too low on the list.

The Cowboy Channel? Will it have Hondo? I WANNA WATCH HONDO, PEG!

Watch it up until John Amos dies and skip the rest.

I only know him from a horrible movie called The Prince which was a Taken clone. Jason Patric must rescue his daughter from evil Bruce Willis, Rain was Bruce Willis' partner/henchman.

Ape good, human bad! Wait, wrong thing.

IMDb birthdays

Electric Apealoo

He's gone from suck to blow!

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Check please!

When a joke dies, the crickets sound like they're right in the room with you.

♫Hello my baby hello my honey hello my rag time gal♫

VOICE OVER:He thought he was alone in the woods, until…
PFFFFFFFFFFFTT!
(record scratch, ♫Whoa I feel good, I knew that I would now♫)

Watched 2 episodes of GLOW! Good so far. Also watching Hey Arnold! lately and Becker, the sitcom starring Ted Danson as a curmudgeonly doctor.

"The history of Super Female Vitality is based on our specific new Spagyrex process
which was invented during Dr. Edward Group's research on the biological
imbalances that females can experience due to the many endocrine
disruptive chemicals in the food supply."

starring Adam Sandler and David Spade