Because Americans think it’s only valuable to keep you above ground if you are gainfully employed. 

And here’s my broke ass with a string of led Christmas lights, command strips, and a scentsy fired up and balanced on the toilet lid.

Also, no one is actually proposing keeping Medicare in its current state when it is rolled out. It is a shorthand for nationalized healthcare.

Showering in a semi-flooded cave lit like an ‘80s skating rink, while trading awkwardly stiff smiles with the other people in your shower. Yeah, that doesn’t look relaxing in the least. On the plus side, I believe I now have the perfect example of an asexual’s experience of watching pr0n, “Why is this happening? Is…

Me when he’s talking these days:

He was elected twice because his inspirational message inspired massive Democratic turnout, not because he appealed to fucking moderates. This coming election can only be won in the same way, and yet he wants to start coddling these wishy-washy fucks? If you are so flaky as a Democrat that a few more taxes will throw…

The average person doesn’t have enough money in their bank account to be moderate.

As soon as the Obama’s signed that Netflix deal I started worrying about the way they would view politics down the line. They’ve lived a cushy life for way too long (even before he became president because Michelle was earning like half a million dollars a year at the University of Chicago).

ALL THIS!!

Barack Obama was never a progressive. He was the perfect crutch for white Americans who wanted to feel good about themselves without actually changing anything.

When he’s not telling young black men to pull up their pants or chastising people for being too “woke” for holding people accountable for their racist and sexist actions, he’s swatting down real progressives for wanting single payer health care and none of his citi group friends in the next Democrats cabinet.

Speaking of affordable insulin; I live in Canada where it is very affordable. Part of the reason for this is because we call type 1 diabetes “insulin dependent.”

Robert Kennedy - Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not.

You do realize that cozying up to those people means continuing to screw over everyone else, right? Remember that these people are literally crying on live TV over the fact that Elizabeth Warren wants to redirect a tiny fraction of their wealth to the greater good where that money will actually have an impact as…

I have to say I am so disappointed in Obama lately. As much as I still like him, his political nature has really shown itself since he left the office, and it’s not a good look for him. Along with Bill Gates making his stupid comments lately, I’m getting a bit disillusioned with the fact that I used to think there…

There’s a pig at the SF airport? Why is there a pig at the SF airport? Look, I get that some people get crazy stressed about flying, but it’s a goddamn airport, not a zoo.

Please no. I like animals, but I am sick of our public spaces becoming fucking zoos. I see more and more pets in grocery stores and it’s getting impossible to fly without a pet masquerading as a support animal sitting near you.

Keep them outside or at home.

No. Animals have no business in an airport in anything other than carriers. If you need a peacock to soothe your nerves enough to get on a flight, you need to spend more time in therapy. 

I have to agree with this. She’s always been very weight focused, and (one) could watch her getting thinner and thinner over the years (pre-illness) while commenting on her own weight obsessively, publicly, and at events where it was irrelevant. Her general demeanor is one of entitlement, which is separate from her…

Also I’m not aware of any long term cancer drugs you take in remission that make you look like a dessicated praying mantis