I would warn the NFL of a potential suit, but after looking at that picture, Pellman clearly has no idea how to put a decent one together.

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

This may be my favorite comment this month. i don’t know why but it slays me.

More like what’s down with them, AMIRITE?!

This is a just and fair take for all parties involved.

Came here to ask what is up with his nipples.

Deadspin’s editorial positions here are that a guy going to prison for four years over this is ridiculous and that the Cardinals should be banned from baseball forever and tossed into space.

“Nah, we’re good.”

“Guys, guys, it’s cool, I’m calm now, let me go and I’ll prove it,” which gets the group to slacken their hold.

Next round of Zima’s are on me!

hell yea. see you there, compadre.

So you’re saying I can’t still go out to bars wearing my aquamarine Miami Vice sport jacket with the sleeves rolled up?

Giri rides the train for hours on end just to see where he can find new ones

Our office is really getting into it, in those rare times the servers are up. Protip from Giri: take the bus or an above-ground subway, Pokémon galore.

The category is called “BEST” bear

“Idiot On The Field Invades Euro 2016 Quarterfinal”

“That’s some great pool ring!”