While low-hanging, the fruit is still delicious.

Sano should probably buy James Beresford dinner or something.

This is fun for both of us, I would assume in equal measure.

Coach Banghart’s story makes goosebumps

I ran into a very clearly high Joakim Noah at McDonalds 8 years ago after i left drivers ed.

New Jersey is terrible at many things (choice of sports teams, electing governors, self-awareness, moderate use of hair gel and cologne, rules about who may dispense gasoline) but it is good at bears.

that, there, is a grade A bear. (Bi)Pedals, take all these stars.

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

Always tryna get at that 2nd Amendment.

Get a room you two.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

*sprints into room* something about swiss cheese shirts *passes out*

Totally with you. I think there is a bit of unfortunate circumstance though because that accomplishment was over the course of 38 games. And while that itself should actually make it more impressive, it’s not a singular coup de grace like a game 7.

I think people haven’t even realized how historic that is. We almost need a couple years perspective. Wigan winning the FA Cup over City was also so great

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

I’m going to hang around and hope someone doesn’t get the joke

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson