echoing sentiments above, but the locked door is such an amazing piece of the story. it haaaad to be Javale McGee that did it, right?

holy baby iniesta.

You have a player on either of these teams?

Ya, pretty damn wrong to suggest that this layered, multi-dimensional issue can be solved with grabbing your gun and pistol whipping the powers that be.

The gatorade-bath truthers are coming! The gatorade-bath truthers are coming!

Has Jia been fired for her egregiously bad seasons take yet?

I feel like if you loop that gif and overlay “Money to Blow”, it would be a better production than The Muppets.

*Eagerly Tweets Gun Emoji*

came here to say this exact thing, ya butt munch,

Did Kristin Cavallari have a baby in college?

Well good, otherwise what chance would they have against my Bears.

Cleanup on aisle me.

Now now, let’s be nice to Brandon Weeden.

A good sports baby.

Apologies. I’m from Chicago, and do not know proper terminology. Sorry for any offense!

Bridge connects UP to Main Mich. The island is sort of in between the two, a little offset. Only can get there by air or boat. So yes, no Democrat has ever crossed it to get to the island.

The Midwest Version, if you replace estates with hotels, and crab cakes with fudge.

Visited there with my family when my mother had a conference. As a black man, I can verify that it has more vanilla than a day old Coldstone.

He just seems like the kinda guy who has bedsheets made of deli paper.

I was negative 7 years old!