Last time I saw Bears and Cubs struggle that much, it was my entire damn childhood.

He got some great advice from his coach at 0:40 seconds. Pink cap is the real unsung hero.

This is delightful, its like Sophia from Golden Girls’ origin story.

Tie between an antique verson of Tolstoy’s Resurrection and a poster-sized version of me and 5 best friends at a party, all blacked out.

came to say the exact same thing. Gracias

Well, you know Life Round Here.

“No one touches Prince”

“These are kettle-cooked chips, so they are very crackle-y and crunchy, but they taste like they were soaked in a bowl of vegetable bouillon cubes dissolved in hot-dog water. And the burp-y aftertaste—uurgh, these things revisited me for the rest of the day and the next morning.”

I may have to work from home tomorrow to mentally prepare for the WYTS: Patriot’s edition.

And I’m happy for Bill Simmons - Wait, no im not.

Wasn’t saying that they were. People have stolen cars before and got away with it, but does admonishing those who got caught seem insane to you?

Oh right! I forgot that acknowledging likely crimes, and taking precautions, completely eliminates their likelihood.

Whatcha got for swiping play sheets? If they didnt want shit stolen thy shouldnt leave them lying around their own locker room? sure

Silly arrogantmonkey, Arsenal is the joke of every day.

i agree, of course

Eras ranked, for a black person -

+225 lbs

She (finger)paints with words

Finally. I hope this becomes NBA’s version of “whose disgusting baseball chin is this”

I CameLotts