As a dork, I welcome the bronaissance. It’s clearer than ever that nerds hold no particular higher moral ground just because they were once bullied as a high school social class. Now the worst tenancies of America flow through nerds, your Marks Zuckerberg, @jacks Dorsey, Elons Musk, or Jeffs Bezos. They collaborate as…

We sing this to my dog all the time (substituting [your locality here] for Burbank, of course).

that you can take to the market and buy a fine fat goose for your goodly wife

Somehow this whole thing remind’s me of the first time Jim from Taxi tried pot.

Or his extended riff on Black Angus.

Must’ve been interesting coming from a guy who looks like a hobbit.

HEY!..Oh yea...

We don’t call it that anymore. The more PC term for what was ‘CancerAids’ is now referred to as simply ‘Kinja’.

Ah ... the old “Rey is really Obi-Wan’s granddaughter” gambit. Well played.

Me long past worrying whether Marvel can deliver satisfying standalone film that also work into larger story. They have this stuff pretty well figured out. Me just going to take kids to this and enjoy ride.

That’s a legit samurai sword from a shop in the mall.

I watch porn, but god, I wouldn’t be caught dead watching porn awards.

I dunno if even Sony’s most dishonest marketing guy would have the audacity to claim The Interview was that “summer’s most anticipated comedy.”  Although, I suppose the pangs you get when you feel an oncoming bout of diarrhea can technically be termed “anticipation,” so maybe you’re on to something here.

Great scott, you’re right!

Small steps, Puddin’!

I refuse to believe it. Burt Reynolds cannot die. He just... drove away.

[RAP BEEFS]

At a concert I was dragged to, I once had to watch Imagine Dragons attempt a Rush song - Tom Sawyer.

(Cake Boss!)

Man, I was getting psyched because I thought it’d be an app that told other people on their cell phones during movies to shut up. (I do realize the conundrum of having to use your cell phone to do so, though)