In a way, aren’t we all a fart-recording Doug from New Jersey?

You should try being in a touring cover band that has to play it.

It takes on a new level of suckitude at that point, but honestly, for beginner guitarists, it seems like a great way to sound like you know something.

My view on the song has evolved over a long period of time. That solo is actually quite challenging to…

Isn’t the song “What’s That Smell” about her?

Wow, Jackée is actually on record here at the AV Club regarding this very topic:

Lois Lane Journalism Tip #4: To give an in-depth report on your subject sometimes you must become that subject.

“You know, Clark, if you started wearing contacts, you’d look just like Superman,” said Lois Lane never.

As to #3, she knows. They all know.

You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

I told her you said hi. “Bless his little heart,” she replied, “he tried his hardest."

Yeah, “Durwood” should be the fool that gets his comeuppance at the end of every episode, not the hero that turns out right after all.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

I always thought “Durwood” was an idiot both for his attempts to control his magical wife & his hostility to Endora, who repeatedly demonstrated the absolute ability and willingness to turn him into a newt

It’s the dismal tide.

Even as a little kid, I hated the premise of Bewitched.

Oh wow! Yes!

Jesus Christ... “people think because Tila is hot that she somehow can’t be smart, it’s so sexist.” No, I think people thought Tila couldn’t be smart because all the things she said were so fucking stupid.  There are plenty of gorgeous women who are also extremely smart.  Tila Tequila, however, has never been one of…

Valid.

I have a feeling this book was ghost riddin’.

Alternative take: taking pictures of how much money you can afford to spend is ostentatious and an actual case of virtual signaling.