There is an entire website dedicated to the phenomenon of people in Walmart being unable to properly dress themselves

You should only use work computers for work. Especially is this day, when just about anything can come back to haunt you. Your company doesn’t have any obligation to keep your personal data safe, and if it suits them, they’ll be well within their rights to hand it off to anyone who might want it (the cops).

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

I came here for this 

Isn’t that the one where Mark Harmon has to teach summer school or they’ll revoke his tenure as a PE teacher at a high school?  

I’m with you on Point 2. Samberg was the primary reason I avoided B99 for so long.  

I wasn’t trying to piss off the right or anything.  I was just thinking how much I liked Are You Being Served? Again! and thought it would be nice. 

It got 7 seasons across two broadcast networks. That’s no small potatoes. Honestly, maybe it’s time they just bow out gracefully. 

Scrap the whole thing. Sell the precinct and open a new hotel called The Brooklyn Ninety-Nine. Boom. 4 more seasons. Those guys were barely cops anyway.  

You are soooooo adorable. Thinking you can cancel me on the fucking AV Club in 2020. And then dismiss my comment calling you out for it. Of course, you’ll just dismiss this because you know nothing you actually have to say will hold up to criticism, and instead you’ll hide in the mob and cast aspersions anonymously…

You are soooooo adorable. Trying to cancel me. On AV Club. In 2020. Oh no. All 100 of you think I’m a TERF. Quick. Screenshot this and run to Twitter. I’m sure my head will bring you a fine bounty.

Someone linked to this comment from another article in a weak sauce attempt at throwing you under the bus for having a nuanced opinion. You get a star and a comment for no other reason than to bring you out of the gray.

Well, I certainly feel foolish.  Still going to Disney as soon as they open tho.  

There will never be a vaccine. This isn’t going to have an end. COVID-19 will be used to excuse shenanigans for at least the next decade. Masks are permanent. Social distancing is permanent. Reduced capacity is permanent. Even if businesses start opening with Dr Fauci’s personal blessing, there will still be…

A Pre-Opening Report from Disneyland

.....it’s spelled correctly, dingus.

He was?  Well, shit.  That’s some solid casting and costume direction.

You remember yesterday?  Good job!  I’ll follow up next week.  Keep doing your remembering exercises!

I love Gordon Lightfoot, and I say Bling Blong to myself pretty much everyday, so I am very much in favor of this.