You have clearly never seen an episode of Cops. 

Quibi at least has a kind of original approach. Instead of building an entire $15/mo platform centered around one show with a moderately popular lead and 15 other shows based on twitch streams, they are building a new $8\mo platform centered around several moderately popular leads and their TikTok accounts.  

This is exactly the sort of article where I would say something like, “I got a Sufjan Stevens notification for this?” and we’d all have a good laugh about how they abuse the notification system to draw attention to unrelated articles.  

The Duff Joke was the only one I ever noticed, but only because there is a very noticeable pause where the joke should be, and that pause gave me time to remember the joke and be angry about it.

This. After several hours in all the various Arkham games, I can safely say that, while Batman won’t kill you....you’re gonna wish he had. I really doubt being Joker’s henchman comes with hazard pay or medical leave.

I have tried so many times to get into Eve Online.  Everything about it screams awesome, and it still manages to be a boring slog most of the time.  

Exactly. I can’t go outside for more than 1 hour without hearing a Beatles song. The idea that everything stays the same, just The Beatles didn’t happen, is pretty ridiculous.  

Yes, there was a definite reduction on the topic of Punky’s tits.

I feel like this was also a Punky Brewster.

Sounds like a CBS winner to me:  It’ll last 15 seasons, break viewership records every year, end up on TBS in reruns, and no one will ever admit they watched it.  

Inanimate Carbon Rod!!!

Meh, she sucks, and I mean that sincerely. Her acting is wooden. Her look is dated. She brings nothing to the table except her name which inexplicably generates buzz.  Perhaps she should stop acting and start selling her name to Capri Sun as a delicious and refreshing drink.  

I know it’s not the best ending, but the end of Super Mario Brothers 2 was considered pretty mind blowing when it was fresh.  

Joe Rogan is the most successful at podcasting. The most successful single player on that show was Stephen Root by a pretty long mile.  

...are you guys just now coming around to the idea that all the men in Sex and the City are flawed at best? Only Steve was a good guy, and that’s only because Big and the rest were such pieces of shit that wishy washy Steve looks absolutely knightly in comparison.

This is disappointing. I remember a Val Kilmer that would have totally been game for that. I also briefly remember a Val Kilmer that was way too big for that shit, but that Val Kilmer died while filming The Doors.

I need a bit of clarification: Is “The Last Blockbuster” literally the last Blockbuster, or is it just a video store that didn’t stop being a Blockbuster when they were told to and there isn’t a Daddy Blockbuster to stop them from being Blockbuster?

Yeah, but all the Wokerati can do is shame him off Twitter and stop him from performing anymore.  Both are things Mr. Richards is already doing on his own.

THEY OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!

They drop little asides throughout the show that strongly imply that the twins did not want to reprise their role, and the rest of the cast is quite perturbed by it.