Yeah, you do.  It’s Fred Blassie and Andy Kaufman being rude to people in a Sambo’s.  Honestly, it fits right in today.  

That’s My Breakfast With Blassie. They’ve made a whole show out of that, huh?

Yeah, but in this case, they are clearly saying To Blaive

Do they ever quit with the angel bullshit?  I don’t mind the occasional angel story, but I just can’t do Crisis In Heaven anymore.  If Heaven had an antagonist even half as interesting as Crowley (a low bar), maybe it would be ok.  

I keep restarting season 9 thinking this time I’ll make it.  I have not. 

Nope. Wanna know what the “fair shot” is? The proctor that took Huffman’s money to fudge the SAT scores and get her kid into college? He would have taken that money from anyone.

Sounds like he’ll fit right in on Weekend Update then.  

That’s what they get for hiring actors with full continence.  

You are clearly neither a doctor or a lawyer.  

Yeah, dude. Lorne Michaels doesn’t run background checks on his new hires, and also has never heard of Twitter or social media. He was totally caught off guard by this ‘cause he’s so old and boomer. He certainly doesn’t have a human resources department full of educated individuals who understand and handle this for…

It’s not funny. It’s two douchebros trading lame jokes like they are 15 year olds pretending to have a podcast. That said, you are right. This guy would have received almost no attention had he not said a bad word, hired for SNL or not.    

You used to win at Monopoly because your grandpa cheated and helped you out?  Hokey smokes, that’s about as late-stage capitalism as it gets.  

Yeah.  Cause that matters.  

Why? That’s boring. Much more entertaining to hire a white guy who said a bad word 10 months ago that SNL totally knew about, throw him under the bus for the slur, and then score woke points for both hiring an Asian and defending Asians from the unfunny white guy. This whole thing could not have been more…

Sadly, my cup holders are only top loading, so grabbing from the side isn’t an option.  However, these lids would sit so poorly, that just the pressure on the side of the cup causes them to pop off.  I drink enough Starbucks to know that it seems to affect entire sleeves.

In all seriousness, those friggin Starbucks lids are ass.  I cannot tell you how many have popped off and gone askew while driving.  Once, I dropped a grande Nitro Cold Brew all over my car!  My car!!!

He’s like everybody else!!

They wouldn’t make it today.  Didn’t you hear?  The Beatles had no cultural impact, and literally every new musical act in the last 8 months is superior.  

I had Instantgrams for breakfast.  

Only cheating if you get caught.