Those disclaimers are always at the very end of the signature. I literally need to read all the way down before I learn it’s illegal. That’s if I don’t check out around the Don’t Print This Email to Save The Planet or the irrelevant bible passage.

I remember when we used to call it The Year 2000 and my voice had this really cool echo.  

Well, if anyone can save Tom Spiderman, it’s The Hawksguy!

That’s actually done that way on purpose. The scams associated with those emails (refund scams, wire transfer scams, etc) are very easy to see through by anyone with even the most basic critical thinking skills.

I see this every day in my work. People will fall for the most ridiculous shit as long as it’s on a computer. In the last 4 months, I’ve had 4 separate end users buy Google Play cards for their “boss” that “needed them for a client” and requested they simply send the numbers over. Email even said don’t call the boss’s…

Yeah, but you don’t want the same stalker the whole time.  You have to keep switching them out or they’ll start escalating.  

Literally the only reason I deal in physical media anymore is the small amount I’m able to recover selling back to GameStop.  As long as new digital releases remain exactly the same price as physical, I’ll keep going back.

It’s true.  The overall quality of the magazine is outstanding considering the subject matter.  I feel like an adult with an adult hobby when I read Game Informer.  

Nobody here remembers Henry. It’s all zombies and space sharks now. Damn kids and their music...

J.K. Simmons is a seriously cool dude.  

They aren’t.  AV Club keeps pushing the Liberal Conservative angle because they have poor reading comprehension skills and are, in general, bad at this.  

The wrong Georgia On Your Mind, as it were..

Google Translate.  You have to forgive a bit.

Do you know how many shows could have been saved if they’d just asked nicely to stay on the air?

It’s a work in progress, man.

Me?  No, I’ve never met Katy Perry in my life.  I just copy and pasted this from a website.  

No one here has forgotten the tale of Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. 

I ran that through Google Translate, so it’s not a fair representation of her English.  Even after forgiving all that, we’re still left with some pretty tame stuff.  

The lady even says that Katy instantly moved on. It’s been a while since I dated, but that’s still protocol, right?  We’re allowed one pass, and if she says No, move on.

No, I’ve really seen Three’s Company. It’s Three’s A Crowd that I’ve seen and completely agree with your opinions on it. The difference is in how much nodding I do while you describe your trip to this year’s Three’s-A-Con.