Where I can only assume you’re using “physical media” as a euphemism for setting out on the high seas, as it were.

Fair point!

I feel like Evil Dead is perhaps the only franchise that doesn’t really have a bad entry? That said, I would probably rank Army of Darkness behind this one.

One is truly only defined by how many different versions of Army of Darkness they own.

If it’s a prequel, like from before the first movie, then how is Gizmo named Gizmo?

$25??? Is that to rent, or to own? It had better be the “buy” price, because it wouldn’t even cost half that to watch it in a theater.

HAVING MOST OF A THEATER JOIN IN THE SINGING OF A POPULAR SONG COULD BE A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. NEVERTHELESS, I CAN SEE HOW THE CAST AND SOME/MANY/MOST AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HAVING PAID TO HEAR PROFESSIONALS, MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE IT. THE SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS: LEAN IN. ADVERTISE PERFORMANCES WHERE JOINING IN IS ALLOWED AND…

“Two women were forcibly pulled out of the theater by security”

rudy was a terrible pick for #1 (should be brians song or FNL), but seeing any given sunday in the top 5 is a worse sin. You take out all the slo-mos and that movies run time decreases by about 30m. Only movie I have ever walked out on.

I only eat cookies with the white on the left side.

I did see something online awhile back about coming up with what happened after the movie ended, and for this one, someone came up with Del turning out to be a serial killer, that murders Neal and his family, and makes shower curtains out of their skin.

This would be an excellent 9th grade honors English paper, so good job!

It kills me how yall can watch dragons playing chess in outer space for two hours but the minute a black person shows up you wanna start talking about how that can’t happen. 

yeah black adam is for slightly older kids.

Can’t believe you skipped Eartha Kitt’s Catwoman. She was purrrrrfect.

As the famous tweet says, “Peterson looks like the guy who steals blood from the blood-bank for Dracula.”

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

If only there were several points in the last 49 years where the Dems controlled the WH, Senate and House and could have codified Roe.

Usually people who don’t have addiction problems completely fail to understand the point I just made so you’d be forgiven for not understanding.

However I’m certain there’s a lot of homeless people who would hollar ‘preach’ at what I just said.