rudy was a terrible pick for #1 (should be brians song or FNL), but seeing any given sunday in the top 5 is a worse sin. You take out all the slo-mos and that movies run time decreases by about 30m. Only movie I have ever walked out on.

I only eat cookies with the white on the left side.

I did see something online awhile back about coming up with what happened after the movie ended, and for this one, someone came up with Del turning out to be a serial killer, that murders Neal and his family, and makes shower curtains out of their skin.

This would be an excellent 9th grade honors English paper, so good job!

It kills me how yall can watch dragons playing chess in outer space for two hours but the minute a black person shows up you wanna start talking about how that can’t happen. 

yeah black adam is for slightly older kids.

Can’t believe you skipped Eartha Kitt’s Catwoman. She was purrrrrfect.

As the famous tweet says, “Peterson looks like the guy who steals blood from the blood-bank for Dracula.”

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

If only there were several points in the last 49 years where the Dems controlled the WH, Senate and House and could have codified Roe.

No, he just insisted that everyone else move in slow motion.

jk people just choose to be homeless for shits. That’s how it works (this is utter sarcasm).

Usually people who don’t have addiction problems completely fail to understand the point I just made so you’d be forgiven for not understanding.

However I’m certain there’s a lot of homeless people who would hollar ‘preach’ at what I just said.

I mean.... speaking as someone who has alcoholics in their family.... being an alcoholic can cloud your judgement and produce odd comments and opinions from you for years before you “wake up”. Blaming it on his alcoholism isn’t a thing he should own his behaviour but..... I wouldn’t dismiss the power of alcoholism by…

Lying to kids is awesome because they’ll believe anything.

I used to lean out the window and shout “Boo, Ice Cream Man!”, because fuck that guy!

This reminded me of playing hide-and-seek with my three year old when he hid under his blankie on the livingroom floor (because that totally makes you invisible) and then fell asleep. He napped there for two hours. I won!!

Hmmm, I dunno if bothsidesism is really going to be the best look for you here