chancehntr
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As someone who sells Toyotas and takes in a ton of FCA trade ins, this is the absolute truth. Most buyers don’t keep their cars more than 4 years and it doesn’t make sense to buy something that depreciates heavily enough to still keep you upside down in a vehicle discounted $12K off MSRP. Just do the right thing and

The Toyota Highlander Limited goes for around the same price, and in my opinion is a much better car all around while being years old, and has an update scheduled for 2020

I think I saw that at cars and coffee in Asheville about a year ago, sounded like the devil with his dick in a blender

Florida plates anywhere outside of Florida

Late 90s Buick is always the answer

Buy a late 90s/early 2000s supercharged Buick, indestructible, not slow, and cops will never notice you.

Obviously because it makes the light turn green faster!

Went to college a few miles from there in Deland, kind of a crazy little place

I’ve had 2 96 Buick Regals with the 3800 and they’ve given me no trouble, sold the first one with over 200k miles on it and its still going.

I live in Asheville and somehow this doesn’t surprise me at all...

Does anyone have a video or pictures of the Town Car? That just sounds like too much fun