Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Pretty sure you’re not allowed to kick people in the NFL. Not men, anyway.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

They were RIOTS dude, not protests.

Hockey players always trying to one up basketball players. Sad!

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I’m a Blackhawks fan living in DC. Of course I had to stay up until the game ended, there was no way I was going to be able to fall asleep without knowing who won, but fuck am I feeling it this morning. Really would’ve been nice for the game to start 90 minutes earlier like it should have

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

to be clear for the idiots, my vertical was in the 40s when I was in my 20s; not now.

Show off.

Hanging on the rim is considered showboating unless you need to do so to prevent injury to yourself or another player.

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

I’m subversive like that.

Brother, nice hat tip to the Hulkster.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?