Wow. The studio image shown above of Farmiga and Neeson is brilliant cinematic storytelling.

Yeah, I won’t see it in the theaters, but now I know that I’ll inevitably end up watching this when it’s on HBO or FX in another year or two when I’m hungover or sick.

In Soviet AV Club, film make you want to read review! (?)

I got a Commuter notification for this?

He’s Russian. They have ways to make you do anything. ;)

“A thriller set on a bomb-rigged Greyhound bus that doubles as a commentary on recidivism and the prison-industrial complex?”

It’s so smumb!

Damn it, Ig, how did you manage to make me want to see this?

What would your Fatality be if you were a character in a Mortal Kombat game?

You’re not fooling anybody, guy dressed as a tree.

Starred for “Who was the first famous person you ever met?” 

How long before you get busted, too?

Who was the first famous person you ever met?

What, if anything, makes you optimistic about the future?

What’s your all-time least-favorite catchphrase?

Do you regret working with Woody Allen on [insert film here, real or just made up to confuse them]?

Who was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

2 B A Master: The Pokemon Season 1 Soundtrack. Next question!

The only answer to this is Fred Rogers.

What celebrity, if it came to light they were a sex monster, would cause you to completely snap and lose faith in humanity?

Seriously, what the hell?

How do you stay sane?