(Hey, I’m allowed to be flippant, I don’t have kids!)

Fine article, but, like - this seems pretty intuitive?

I made this exact same mistake and was momentarily thrilled.

Deep Juggalo

That one photo of the lone juggalo in front of the reflecting pond with passerby on either side is actually surprisingly aesthetically and conceptually pleasing. Had to zoom in to make sure it wasn’t a painting.

There’s some obvious remarks to be made here, but honestly I think it’d be 600x funnier if she somehow became the artist of our generation, and the “Cash Me Outside” era was like her <i>Pablo Honey</i>.

Which, admittedly, was his pastime of choice long before this news broke.

Glad to see CancerAIDS made the jump safely.

In this brave, new, post-“Blurred Lines” lawsuit world, the horizon is limitless.

“talk-box vocalization of the word ‘doh.’”

This post inspired me to write a really bad sequel to Network.

True, but it’s hard not to consider the possibility of her opening this letter with “the fucks are at it again!!” with a degree of excitement.

I mean, they’re most likely millennials, so you might be snooping around the correct territory with that last part.

Well then, let’s be honest, that’s probably what’s going to happen.

To be fair this only puts him on the level of, like, 70% of A.V. Club commenters on that one A Dog’s Purpose article.

Proud to make this my first Kinja upvote - or whatever we’re calling them now.

Correction: the FKCLUB remix is by In Flagranti:

Fyi, the Soulwax station also features an edit by them (as 2 Many DJ's) of "Nothing But Pleasure" by Tom Rowlands: