Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

Cold Hummus is what’s wrong with the world. 

Yes, please keep fucking this chicken, Kevin. It’s just what we needed this summer.

I don’t even understand these headlines. Why would we want to know about his daughter, wife and friend after which is a “comma” and then mention his death. I don’t even understand what they are trying to get at.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

put it straight into my veins

im black. i don’t feel aggrieved about this, but i do appreciate the vicarious outrage fwiw. i assume france doesn’t have a history of white people donning blackface to make fun of black people like in the reconstruction era south. and paris has a tradition of being nice to african americans. he does look like a…

Just shut up and enjoy this story, and whatever you do, don’t click on the Florida State Seminoles tag at the top of the post.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Oddly enough, two rats fucking in a wool sock is how we got Todd Grisham in the first place.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Steve Irwin displayed 1000x more common sense during his antics, and nature still assassinated him. What are this guy’s odds?