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Maybe the last two years at Stanford would have helped with that? Not that I think dropouts are automatically dopier, but the “dropped out and started a kabillion-dollar tech company with iconic weird casual-wear costumes” narrative is getting a little... trodden.

Tile floors with central drains and sprinkler systems.

Not to mention all the pee that would get all over the bathroom. The house would forever smell like a locker room.

You wouldn’t like it what with all the farting and scratching.

As a biracial woman, works that examine this sort of thing always interest me when they’re done by people who know what the hell they’re talking about. So, pretty much anyone other than Rachel Dolezel, who has never been caught between a race or culture or ethnicity or anything else. Bitch, you ARE white. You…

Oh, maybe you don’t know - it really, really doesn’t. See, she can go ahead and get an abortion and then continue living her life the way she wants. It’s awesome, because then nobody has to tell her what to do with her body or the next 18 years of her life.

If only the author had thought to mention it. Thanks for filling in that gap.

Cruz said, “For him to make this attack, to use a New York term, it’s the height of chutzpah.”

I also think it means “women working alongside men as if they are equals (haha) and by the way, those very same women are having sex and popping birthcontrol like whorecandy”.

I laughed at “gays freely walking the streets,” just because I think that sums it up. “New York values” = people other than bigoted white christians have rights. Who’d have thunk?

Fighting is so old-school. In the spirit of Make Baseball Fun Again, they should have a bat-flip off.

If she wants to take the spot of top Sports Baby, she needs to physically fight Riley Curry for it. Sorry, those are the Sports Baby rules. I didn’t make them but I WILL honor them.

Because you are like some white dude going to a KKK parade and screaming “I’m white, and I’m not racist! Ignore the thousands of KKK members behind me! Only I count! Also ignore said KKK members are making your life shitty because I live in an utopia where I don’t have to worry about KKK members! I’m just going to go…

First, have you ever heard of Gamergate? Women get forced out of their homes for death and rape threats for literally the stupidest reasons. Heck, remember the Stebenville rape victim that was driven from her home due to people being pissed she pointed out their high school football team has rapists? People literally…

Yeah it is. For the people who know what they're talking about, anyway.

Those are socialized things, all of them.

Decries “victim-first mentality”, nukes his own life because he has a meltdown over two women daring to mock a man’s mustache. It really is like spoons.

Well then why the fuck did you have a metal band?

Hey Tom.......