A joke so nice you made it twice ;)

You flew too close to the pun.

So my support was for his sisters, who were the real victims, I felt like they were being exploited by the media.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

Enjoy your car commute to work, coming home to the middle of nowhere and looking out the window at nothing while I consider which of the 3000 bars or restaurants I want to go to, get my 1 hour amazon delivery or pick which of the literally hundreds of galleries, museums, concerts or other cultural events I want to…

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

“Hermione’s white face”

I can’t remember my own phone number most of the time, but the lyrics to Prince Ali are permanently embedded in my brain meat.

Here’s the thing.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

If you’re going to reference a specific case, you might want to actually read up on and understand that case first.

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Right? I live in SF and work in Oakland and I care more about Riley and her relationship with Steph than I do about the Warriors winning.

Riley is the only reason I pay attention to Steph. Steph is the only reason I now pay attention to the NBA. Riley is single-handedly saving the NBA.

Riley is gorgeous and a product of her extended, beautiful family. However, you do realize that her father is an artist unparalleled in the modern sports world? He is a genius, on pace to have the single greatest basketball season in NBA history. In another life he could have been a ballet dancer, an ice skater,…

It’s an indictment of our society that the media didn’t think this was worth covering. Imagine if this was about dozens of white women? All lives clearly don’t matter.

If you’re not eating something because you don’t like it, then you’re absolutely not who she’s getting at in this article. Chill out, she wasn’t getting a dig at you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…