I think we should make a new animated movie musical: ADVOCAT.
It could be the hybrid of Aristocats and Suffragette we’ve all been waiting for.

Is that like Aristocats? But, like, for rights and stuff?

Thank you for being so generous in spirit that you didn’t keep these to yourself. You, Anna Merlan, are a true advocat.

“And if you don’t wake up Anna, you’re going to be living in a van! Down by the river!”

I feel that the “Advocat of Progressive Politics” is a popular Twitter gimmick account waiting to happen. Thank God John H. “Sullenman” is here to reveal “the Truth”!

Do you rise up out of your chair when you do it so it can better perfume the meals of adjacent diners - and do you let fly audibly? Because if so, please stay the fuck home.

Dude, Uterbraten!

I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.

BREAKING NEWS: Basic politeness leads to healthier and stronger personal relationships.

Once again: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org

Old white men yell at things.

I think you and I may be unwittingly sharing a cat.

Wait. Is this weird? Because if I was sailing with Gussie Katt and shit started to go down, I would grab her and my purse and haul ass to safety in a flash.

See, this is such bullshit. If I can’t wave the Confederate flag at college football games, then how am I supposed to express my support for an anachronistic system of exploitation in which old white men get rich off of unpaid labour?

Passing slow traffic is done by everyone from law enforcement, to semi trucks, to mailmen. You are allowed to overtake slow traffic.

It’s amazing what people will justify as okay these days. I didn’t know anybody who broke the law in a minor way deserved instant justice by some idiot who thinks it’s okay to take the law into his own hands.

Scenario 1: The old man ran the motorcyclist off of the road. He possibly meant to just scare him. It was an intentional act.

You drove on a suspended license so who are you to judge the biker? Also you’re not being honest about not passing a guy doing 20mph under the limit, you know you would have done the same thing. I know I would have.

no, you just tried to mitigate it by saying the guy on the motorcycle was equally bad and had it coming. words mean things, and your words mean you’re a horrible person.