Well, at least it set me up for a sweet hatter joke. I don’t get many of those.

Friend, I am no hatter. I’m a hater. I may be angry, but I am not mad.

You know the worst bit, I honestly think a lot of women believe they’re obligated to fuck guys like that. Guys are encouraged to be superficial assholes but if a woman chooses a guy based on physical attraction she’s a superficial bitch. It’s our responsibility to give’nice’ guys a chance!

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an immature, hateful, and foolish way. It was in particular a breach of trust to post intimate details about lovers. I was naive enough to think it’d stay anonymous, and I was wrong.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

I’m still waiting for her to sue McDonalds for ripping of her milk, milk, lemonade song from the season premier.

In the city I live in, there are gay bars, some of which I’ve been to with friends. I don’t complain that they call it a “gay bar”.

YAY!! MARK YAY!!! Congratulations!! I’m so happy for you guys!!

I googled “romantic guinea pig gif” and found this cat snuggling a guinea pig which, frankly, feels right.

Also, fellow adorable blonde white lady here. I got caught hot boxing my car (christening it actually), my other (UNDERAGE!!!!) friends were drinking in the back- I am stupid. When the cop knocked on the window, I literally had my mouth on the bong and my exhale hit him full on in the face to which he said “Jesus, it…

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Bristol eats shoots and leaves.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

This is hilarious because even if this was a thing that was a huge concern, his answer is so fucking terrible. “We’re gonna be looking at some things.”

This is academia distilled.

Stanford University:

CA Governor Jerry Brown was also trying to reach out to those that disagree with him (and smack them for their willful ignorance):

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

You seem to have completely missed the point that people who don’t want to go to Burning Man don’t want to listen to you talking about Burning Man.

that was 16 years ago. grow the fuck up.

And that, right there, is why the Build the Wall video was created... This self-important, you’ll-never-understand, nothing can compare, you poor ignorant fools attitude is why it is hated so very, very much.