This is academia distilled.

Stanford University:

CA Governor Jerry Brown was also trying to reach out to those that disagree with him (and smack them for their willful ignorance):

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

See now, Kim Davis? This is persecution!

This is America, speak English, a language that did not originate on this continent, but is instead the end result of multiple ethnicities invading a large island in Northern Europe and then over centuries interbreeding and then proceeding to invade other countries and intermix with those ethnicities to produce a…

I definitely would have said something. That said: once, when I was 13, I overheard some racist lady talking mad shit about Mexicans. (This was in a part of LA that was largely Hispanic.) Anyways, she also kept mentioning Jesus. Her husband kept saying, “but dear...”

That’s because when whites act out, it’s an individual thing, when minorities act out (especially black ones), it’s attributed to the whole race. The racist comments are almost always a 1000 times worse when it’s a black person in the video, when it’s a white person, race is almost never brought up. That’s a sad fact…

Why did no one in that restaurant say anything to that monster?

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

FULL DISCLAIMER: Haven’t pooped yet today.

He read Maus and thought Jews were literally mice who could talk.

Am Jewish, looking forward to it.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

I went to a school that would probably just say, “send me your lentils and Foucault”

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Run on, little sentence! Run wild and free and on and on and on.....

That paragraph is just gold.