I just finished Luckiest Girl Alive and it was fantastic! I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s low brow, but such a page turner in the same vein as Gone Girl.

Hey there. I know, from experience, that HR at the company will not know that your sample was flagged. You’re all good.

You might try looking into a doctor specializing in substance abuse. There are medications that can be taken to help with/eliminate the cravings while you deal with the non-physical reasons for your drinking

The fact that it’s all different carriers, but consistently the same address, makes me suspect code shenanigans a la mapmakers and “paper towns” (no, not the movie, sit the hell down.) I’m willing to bet money that there is sample code that’s been built off of in a widespread way with a bug or even just a default…

What you typed just made no sense. One company bought the rights to the names/trademarks. That company was pushed out. Now, to use its trademarks, it wants compensation. This is normal.

NBC also filmed themselves knocking on the door of the young woman’s family apartment

Whyyyyyy must my upstairs neighbors drag things across their floor 24 hours a day? Do they ever sleep? Do they ever sit down? Are they wearing actual wooden clogs?

It’s Sunday afternoon for me, but I’ve had a lovely day so thought I’d share a photo. Took the dogs to the dog beach and they just loved it. Now we’re all salty and sandy and exhausted : )

The articles that really get in my craw are the ones that go “This couple saves 60% of their income and paid off $100k in debt in 1 years!”

Often, the “fix” to financial issues is relaly “earn more income.”

Ok here we go. I’m gonna go to the gym twice a week! I’m gonna get back into running and yoga. I function better when I’m doing both.

One of my best friends comes from a Jehovah’s Witness family, and while does not actively participate in holidays (or the church for that matter), he really, really appreciates being included in my family’s half-assed celebrations. Last year for his 26th birthday, I surprised him with his first birthday present—-a…

Liquid Silk. Available at CVS (look in the lady section, not the condom section) or online or in sex shops. My husband and I are 100% converted, we will never use any other lube ever again.

I STILL GET TO HANG OUT WITH JANE AND JANE GETS TO ABSORB MY ADORATION SO TRULY THERE ARE NO LOSERS.

Sephora employee here. I actively lead clients away from UD’s primer potion bc it sucks big donkey balls. I really loved the LORAC lid primer but we stopped carrying LORAC and I refuse to send you to Ulta :( In its place, I will use Too Faced’s Shadow Insurance instead, it’s a performer like my beloved LORAC. Too…

I feel ya. People keep saying they use night cream. I don’t use night cream. Am I supposed to be using night cream? Am I going to wake up one morning looking like a shriveled old hag because I didn’t use night cream?!

Nah. The very fact that you feel inadequate and self-conscious about your ability to girl means you are, in fact, girling at normal levels.

After this week, my only advice is:

As a Canadian, I was disappointed that the Toronto Blue Jays lost the ALCS game yesterday. However, on a related note, I just found out that the Westboro Baptist Church actually picketed the game:

Relax.