The fact that it’s all different carriers, but consistently the same address, makes me suspect code shenanigans a la mapmakers and “paper towns” (no, not the movie, sit the hell down.) I’m willing to bet money that there is sample code that’s been built off of in a widespread way with a bug or even just a default…

NBC also filmed themselves knocking on the door of the young woman’s family apartment

Whyyyyyy must my upstairs neighbors drag things across their floor 24 hours a day? Do they ever sleep? Do they ever sit down? Are they wearing actual wooden clogs?

It’s Sunday afternoon for me, but I’ve had a lovely day so thought I’d share a photo. Took the dogs to the dog beach and they just loved it. Now we’re all salty and sandy and exhausted : )

The articles that really get in my craw are the ones that go “This couple saves 60% of their income and paid off $100k in debt in 1 years!”

Often, the “fix” to financial issues is relaly “earn more income.”

Ok here we go. I’m gonna go to the gym twice a week! I’m gonna get back into running and yoga. I function better when I’m doing both.

One of my best friends comes from a Jehovah’s Witness family, and while does not actively participate in holidays (or the church for that matter), he really, really appreciates being included in my family’s half-assed celebrations. Last year for his 26th birthday, I surprised him with his first birthday present—-a…

Liquid Silk. Available at CVS (look in the lady section, not the condom section) or online or in sex shops. My husband and I are 100% converted, we will never use any other lube ever again.

I STILL GET TO HANG OUT WITH JANE AND JANE GETS TO ABSORB MY ADORATION SO TRULY THERE ARE NO LOSERS.

Sephora employee here. I actively lead clients away from UD’s primer potion bc it sucks big donkey balls. I really loved the LORAC lid primer but we stopped carrying LORAC and I refuse to send you to Ulta :( In its place, I will use Too Faced’s Shadow Insurance instead, it’s a performer like my beloved LORAC. Too…

I feel ya. People keep saying they use night cream. I don’t use night cream. Am I supposed to be using night cream? Am I going to wake up one morning looking like a shriveled old hag because I didn’t use night cream?!

Nah. The very fact that you feel inadequate and self-conscious about your ability to girl means you are, in fact, girling at normal levels.

Quickie Update: I had my surgery on Tuesday. They got out all the cancer! My vitals are excellent. My body is healing well. So that’s good news. I might have to do chemo but we still don’t know yet. I do know that if we decide to do it, it’ll be after allowing me to recovery fully from surgery.

After this week, my only advice is:

Patsy is the greatest.

As a Canadian, I was disappointed that the Toronto Blue Jays lost the ALCS game yesterday. However, on a related note, I just found out that the Westboro Baptist Church actually picketed the game:

Relax.

I already posted a picture of her on Jez yesterday, but I’mma just leave another cute kitten pic here for anyone who needs it tonight.

I need a Pasty evening! Going out drinking and going mooch!