How do you do, Mrs. Manziel.

Daddy bailed her out and then filed for divorce.

Quick, get Kukla and Fran!!!

“Sanders” - Give the ball to the other team.

Swim, Forrest, swim.

A real man would have let it sting him on his pecker.

Romo will back out of the starting spot very quickly...

Last time an Angel got pounded that hard it cost me $150 bucks.

And Ban Ki Moon is about to leave as UN Secretary General! I don’t think this is a coincidence!

Yes. People are incredibly stupid.

According to the locals, the train was moving at a snail’s pace which is why dumb ass people were going under it.

We’re living here in Allentown

Oscar Pistorius should be the one chasing people around a golf course. His damn feet are blades, he’s fast, and we know he’s a stone cold killer!

“Raw Twitter Beef” sounds so NSFW.

More like Orange Julius.

BR - “Would you rather have Tim Tebow as your signal caller?”

I’m going with Gay Ray field. It’s a little Boystown, but c’est la vie!

Did the edit out Bruce Jenner’s penis?

NO! MEANS! NO!

I speak some Portuguese and I think that guy was saying “Hey assholes. quit trying to wash the walls. We like this place to look like a shithole Flying J truckstop. Take your piss back to America and build a fence with it. Fucking George Bush.”