Everyone hates trophy sons.

It was the only drug NOT on the list tattooed on his right arm....

Vince Foster just shot himself in the head again...

Must be tough to talk with your mouth full.

You’re with me gator.

Bartolo Colon Twinkie Twinkie Twinkies a Twinkie.

I can see the headline now - “Stanford eSports athlete rapes hand.”

Nice legs Benjamin Button.

They were immediately rehired as the medical specialists for the concussion protocol.

That’s also his “O” face, “buffet” face, “take a dump” face, and “my Uber is a fucking Prius” face.

Like a peaceful cwm.

“Valedictorian Early for Speech” read the headline in The Daily Reveille.

I bet those old school coaches long to molest a kid with a normal name.

Morganna’s implants have not aged well.

Jesus, that’s more than I masturbate.

“I love it when a James is turned on!”

The black aliens are down the street playing the public course.

And people say print is dead.

Sandy Koufax begs to differ on your definition of “most important cut”.

Lax Lives Matter