Spits out tea.

Like gumbo hittin’ a Yankee colon.

This is pretty close to his gray area.

I say we kill him and wait three days. We speculated enough on his ability as a quarterback and a baseball player. Let’s just cut to the chase.

She’ll be playing the role of Young Trump in the new biopic.

I am headed to the game Saturday in Baton Rouge. I will leave some flowers at his enclosure signed “With Love, Barbaro.”

I’m sure the undergrads are hungry enough by now to eat Handsome Dan.

Loud chortling heard from Cambridge way

Viewership isn’t the point. It was about forcing the cable companies in those areas to add it to the basic tier at $.xx per subscriber as well as the increases in advertising rates now that the BTN has Washington DC metro and NYC metro in its potential viewership numbers.

Don’t forget that the Big Ten Academic Alliance is also a factor in which schools they add to the league. Rutgers and Maryland have academic qualifications that put them on par with the existing Big Ten schools. This is actually important in how they share data and research. Many of the other schools that might be a…

Jordan Raaanaaan, he Rannaaaaan so far away.

If he works really hard, he can be hired as an NCAA football coach or an NCAA AD and make twice as much while paying his athletes $0!

The Browns are why ISIS will never attack Cleveland. Even they think it would be kicking a fan base while it’s down.

That is a horrifying statue of Joe Paterno.

Plenty of pole mounters blame cocaine. Oh, you said pole vaulter. My bad.

Which one ate the other one’s ass? And was it in the Bills parking lot?

It’s not you, baby, it’s me.

“Oh, this isn’t the Cowboys tryout? I could just die.”

PHILA my foot with pins and shit....

Whatu talking about, Celtic?