The irony would be those 42% responding to the other 58% with, "You know, just because you believe in something doesn't mean it's real. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for church."

That's not the only thing about this group that isn't very big. Hey-YO!

Oxygen, for one. That kind of pisses me off.

Ah, the old "Green Fuckin' Death" flavor.

This was the ad I've already remembered from my high-school years. (I didn't realize that was John Michael Higgins, either!)

Headline: DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD

Huh. I'll need to try that.

Two early exits work for me….

"E.T.: Everybody's Talkin'!"

Seconded. Having no trophies for 56 years makes a man bitter and belligerent.

America’s first important photographer

If you're the honker, does that make us all honkees?

"OYYYYY the Holocaust! With the shooting and the gassing and the burning…." —Best line from the movie

If by "horsewhipped" you mean "whipped with an actual horse," I second that.

I hear that Temple Grandin has some great ideas for a quirky, animated late-night talk show parody!

"Hey, Arsehole!"

"Lushes?" I prefer the term "dipsomaniacs."

"Look, children, a falling star!"

This song dominated the summer between my sophomore and junior years of high school. It got popular enough that Kim Wayans did a parody of it on "In Living Color" a couple of years later.

The one scene from this episode, in which Earnest Byner tearfully apologized to the city and his teammates for The Fumble, broke my heart.