nutsackré bleu!

“Roux doesn’t belong in gumbo”

The funny thing about Drunk History (aside from it being funny) is that I actually learn from it. And retain that knowledge! I wish I had Drunk Earth Systems Science in college. I would have gotten a much better grade.

I like the idea that our morality is shifting away from this, because even as a man, I dislike the notion that sex is predicated on overcoming a woman’s resistance. This is an actual conversation I’ve had:

Did you get a paper cut from your thesaurus?

Call me a cynic, but - all those statues in all those places remained in place (without ruffling Dem’s feathers too much either) until a white woman died.

Mushrooms are a great drug, bad trips can usually be attributed to really bad moods prior, or just poor planning. Losing track of time and distance can really fuck with you if the place you’re in is unfamiliar or unfriendly. But beyond that, your perception of the world is pretty incredible.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

The news station said that the sick stunt was part of what has been dubbed the “hot water challenge” in which an unsuspecting victim has hot water thrown on them.

Best way to avoid getting sick on a cruise ship is to avoid going on a cruise ship.

Because, it sounds less intrusive, In reality it’s bullshit. $112.00 a month tax for being successful.

To me, it’s an empty promise, just like the rest of this country. Home ownership. Upward mobility. Equal protection. Education. Entrepreneurship. Environmental conservation. Progress. All empty promises.

The point Miller made was that the poem was not necessarily written to be posted on an engraving on the plinth. It was written to raise money for the statue and the poem’s author was dead when the poem was placed there. Miller was factually correct, and didn’t like being manipulated. The reporter who debated Miller,…

so much packaging and the recipes dirty every bowl, pan, and utensil in the kitchen. After two hours, I wasn’t even hungry anymore. #teamtacos

We now know what the ghost of George C. Scott has been up to.

What are babbling on about? This is about *legal* immigration restrictions. It will encourage *more* illegal immigration.

NO. I will not let you turn this into a White people hate Black men thing. Fuck you. Soooooooo many black people will forgive black celebs of anything simply because they’re black. Even when their victims are black women (which they usually are). It’s a fucking problem. You’re not absolved because you belong to an…

He stores it in his mouth and then spits it onto the dog when it's presented.