This is Trump level trolling

I can’t believe the Carolina Panthers are 0-5

Adam Gase was on the Bears coaching staff briefly. That’s the explanation. The Bears primarily exist to destroy potential.

FUCKING LIBRULS1!

You are absolutely adorable

its a medafore, u wouldn’t git it

Vote Cheese!

I can do a lot more than grab it.

I think you’re thinking of Kate McKinnon

So I don’t have a vote unless I vote Democrat? I’m taking away a vote from the Dems by not voting for them? That assumes they had my vote in the first place, doesn’t it - in which case I didn’t give it to them, it sounds like you took the rights to my vote and are now yelling at me for rescinding on a promise I never…

Is that a dumpster in the background? +1 if not, +2 if so

you kinda sound like trump

Graduation rates? We could start there.

Dammit now I can’t enjoy the Cubs victory, that’s adorable.

Oh I get it, you’re disabled and you’re using a bad text-to-voice application. I’m sorry it’s not working for you.

Just because we’re a little less fucked with one candidate doesn’t change the nature of what I said.

Yes, you’re right, my entire personality hinges on this one incredibly biased moment as an excited Cub fan.

i know you mean this out of respect so all i can say is cueto was unbelievable short of one pitch

holy shit, you know they could play in november potentially?

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.