this one is great

I mean, Javy even had a nice bat flip - only to kind of apologize for it later because he was too excited to remember the wind was blowing across toward RF. That’s about as hardcore as porn gets for Deadspin.

Just because you put sentences together doesn’t mean they’re a solid argument.

Where the fuck is my Oscar?

and there it is! thank you!

So a vote for Trump IS in fact two for Trump. But then a vote for Hillary is technically zero for Hillary and zero for Trump.

Cool, now explain that using Illinois as a hypothetical example.

Explain how that’s bullshit. Because it’s pretty much basic math.

I mean (I know I’m gonna get shellacked for this...) the Cubs just beat the Giants in a hell of a baseball game on both sides.

But what if I just don’t vote for Trump? Is that a vote for Trump? Is that what you are saying?

Isn’t that exactly what you are doing?

The swingiest state! The best! Lots of swinging! Fantastic!

That’s subjective, it’s only 73 losses old, and there’s still all of next season!

Pants on Fire:

That’s what I was thinking as well. If not specifically that, I think they’re being re-recruited for some purpose.

Because she’s Tyrell’s wife and Tyrell, despite his absence this season, is one of the four major characters (five if you count Mr Robot himself).

You don’t know the twists. You think you do, but you don’t really. Trust me.

The FBI knows everything because they ran an illegal surveillance operation (the one Darlene and co hacked and leaked the conference call for). The reason they couldn’t just bring everyone in is because their evidence so far is mostly illegally obtained.

Son of a biscuit!