Hey Miley, those balloons choke sea turtles.

This song does nothing for me, and I’m very concerned that she’s wearing that huge engagement ring at the beach.

The real question is she done hanging out with Wayne Coyne. I feel like she was in a drugged out menage trois with him and his girlfriend.

its hard to harp on someone who obviously is going through that awkward period of development in a hugely public place.

also malibu is not that great, it’s basically mansions, 1 shopping center with over priced juice, and the beach.

tfw you’re done using black culture for profit and moving onto your Colbie Caillat phase.

To Trump:

I am not a huge oatmeal person, but I would absolutely eat any oatmeal Ina saw fit to feed me. Cinnamon, brown sugar, toasted almonds...you know it’s gonna be lit.

Does Ina know about any of this? I feel like Ina should know about this. lol

I only needed to go as far as my kitchen to prove it’s “Jeffrey!”

All he had to say was “hey everyone, I’m trying to clear up my schedule so if you could make an appointment to see me in the future, that would be great! Stop and chats aren’t super working into my schedule. Appreciate it! Let me know if you have any questions.” And done. Not so douchey. Although this might be a…

I used to be bothered like him all the time, so I understand his tactic.

Well, they made an appointment so that’s a good first step!

I sent an email almost EXACTLY like Steve Harvey’s to all my co-workers this week (minus references to makeup & dressing room), & now HR wants to talk to me tomorrow. I hope they’ve figured out how they’re going to help me implement these necessary changes!

“Abby Lee Miller crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.”

I don’t mind Steve Harvey’s request, its fair.

However, it’s looking like we can all agree it’s a furry rodent of some kind.

Yeah, scallops can swim...

Have men ever had to try on the red carpet? It’s good to be reminded Depp always dressed like an elderly gay windchime.