‘Healthy Texas Woman’ sounds like a country song about a chick who likes to eat barbecue.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Come! It’s pretty great! Most of the time!
Yeah I can empathize with coming of age under a microscope. I bet that has a host of challenges that are highly uncomfortable. But also like you, it’s like fuck that. She was obnoxious in her quest to assert herself as some kind of hip hop queen, it was so false and felt so contrived and motivated by her need for…
Well when I make her my wife I’ll see what I can do!
I’m sure that’s exactly what they want!
That anecdote is fucking hysterical and I hope to god it’s true.
I could see that but it is not so https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Garten?wprov=sfsi1
His email reeks of turd-ness but I agree the request itself is pretty reasonable.
You all know that Ina is not eating that Quaker instant shit. My girl Ina is probably rocking steel cut oats cooked in milk from a cow that’s fed nothing but organic wheatgrass and tops it with fresh cinnamon and apples from an orchard in Vermont. I can’t wait for Jeffrey to die so I can make Ina my wife and I’m not…
I say it’s more like a chinchilla
Like Carrie Underwood would associate herself with this dumpster fire reboot. I think people forget she was even on it because she is such a legit country star now.
That’s great and all considering they let this show languish on the air for 15 seasons....it’s fucking dead. Don’t try to revive it. This is going to be a disaster.
Women at my work bring in whole fish leftovers and microwave them and it is so disrespectful. Like bring in your god damn smelly fish but if you heat it up and inevitably stink up the entire floor you are an asshole.
I had no idea he was a teacher! I know he’s had some missteps but I think that he is a very endearing and well intentioned politician.
I think that, in my imaginary movie, Sean Spicer would be like the opportunistic toady who hitched his wagon to Trump to get ahead but has become the whipping boy and bears most of the brunt of Trumps cruel whims. So Spicey like stages a moment where he acts like he’s figured my crews game out and is going to expose…
In my mind I just wrote a political thriller heist caper movie where me and my team of expert document forgers and creators make me or someone in our gang seem like a super important, popular, rich and well established business person who like infiltrates Trumps inner circle and just completely dismantles the…